The Almighty Loaf

The Almighty Loaf (also known as Loaf Bloke) is a Whole-Grain Demon King considered by many to be the very definition of the essence of evil and suffering, as well as a direct spawn of Satan. The Almighty Loaf is the deity of the church and outlook of Loafism, the very function of which is to see The Almighty Loaf in control of the universe and its meme productions, as well as to have all yeast based foods and products receive the proper buttering and toasting in preparation for consumption.

Bible of Meme Scriptures
The Book of Loaf catalogues The Almighty Loaf's history and more broadly the commandments and teachings of the Church of Loafism.